Dabangg

Salman has delivered a “The Bangg” hit with his Dabangg. We have been hearing news of cash registers ringing and the producer dancing his way to the bank. Songs are a rage and would continue to be for the rest of the festive season. “Munni” is bound to replace “Beedi” as the national anthem of the masses. Promos had created quite a buzz, Salman making the caterpillar moustache look amazingly endearing. One of the best launch pads any new comer could dream of, for “Ooomph” Sinha, daughter of the famous “Khaamosh” Sinha.

 

Salman also delivered a “Dabangg” performance with his statement on Mumbai attack. Only Salman could deliver a punch line, “The whole world knows Pakistan had nothing to do with it” and get a patriot certificate from, can you imagine MNS and Shiv Sena. The same MNS and Shiv sena, who are the flag bearers for marathi-ism, Hinduism and Hindustanism supported Salman (this feat could not be matched by Big B too).  Truly, Salman is the one and only “Dabangg” of Bollywood.

But the biggest “Dabangg” of all is Golu Jagtap from Madhya pradesh. We have heard of people stealing bicycles, we have also heard of people stealing bikes and we have heard of people stealing cars, but Golu tried to achieve a feat that is unparalleled in the history. He tried to take off with a train and that too when it was filled with hundreds of people.

He probably could have sold the components of the train in “Chor Bazaar”, wonder what he would have done with the people.

He got into an unmanned engine of Mhow-Ratnam Fast passenger and tried to get away with it. I guess he chose the Fast passenger because he wanted to be “Gone in 60 seconds”. It would have been quite a feat, but unfortunately for him he could not locate the accelerator of the locomotive. He managed to steer the train for 50 meters, quite an achievement for the first attempt.

He has been arrested by the Railway police, but clearly he has proved himself to be the biggest “Dabangg” of all.