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There is a a lot of ‘hooplah’ going on about banks (Swiss ones to be precise). A traditional definition of a bank has been “a safe place to store money as well as to make one's money grow”. We could withdraw money at times of need too.

Gradually other types of banks started coming into picture. The not so interesting ‘blood banks’, the hush hush ‘sperm banks’ etc. Though slightly different from the conventional banks, these banks work on similar policy, deposit and withdraw at times of need.

In what could be a revolution of sorts, efforts are on to set up the first “Human Urine Bank” in a place called Musiri, 35 kms from Tiruchenapalli. This is a joint initiative of the Indian Institute of Technology, New Delhi and Society for Community Organization and People's Education (SCOPE).

Benefits of a bank are

1. We should be able to deposit
2. We should be able to grow our deposits through interest
3. We should be able to withdraw our deposits when we need it
4. We should be able to take a loan

Applying the same benefits of the bank on this unique “Urine bank

1. We should be able to deposit our urine
2. We should be able to grow our urine through interest
3. We should be able to withdraw our urine when we need it
4. We should be able to loan urine

We Indians are known to follow the traditions of our ancestors. Even today we respect our ancestors and follow their tradition of urinating in open air. However, with the opening of Urine banks there is danger that this tradition might disappear. We might end up having deposit ATMs. People may be able to quickly visit these ATMs to deposit their “WEALTH”. Its not clear at this stage if withdrawal is possible from these ATMs.

It would be good to see how the interest component would work out.

We should soon look forward to many nationalized banks.

1. State bank of Urine
2. Central Bank of Urine
3. Industrial Urine development bank
4. Canara Urine bank
5. Federal Urine bank
6. Punjab Urine bank
7. Oriental Bank of Urine
8. Syndicate Urine Bank
9. Indian Overseas Urine bank
10. Vijaya Urine Bank

 

There should soon be an influx of many Multinational banks.

1. Citi-urine
2. ICIC-U
3. U-HDFC
4. ABN Urine Bank
5. American Express Urine
6. Hongkong & Shanghai Urine Corportation

This new banking phenomenon is sure to create a worldwide revolution. It would mark the end of an era for human generosity of water trees, curing of walls or quenching thirst of mother earth with our urine.

Read further at

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Countrys-first-urine-bank-to-come-up-at-Musiri/articleshow/7520772.cms