G-Spot

This is such a clichéd term. The very mention of this term involuntarily reminds people of an unseen anatomical area deep inside a woman associated with stimulation, hormonal surge and of course climax. Ernst Grafenberg, a German born gynecologist credited for its discovery. The G-spot has been named after him. He would have been very happy about the importance it gets and the amount of studies published. But in those days he was arrested and spent 3 years in jail. I don’t know the exact reason for the arrest. But his practice involved wives of Nazi officials and it had nothing to do with their G spots.

That’s not what I want to highlight. Not all G-spots are linked to Dr Grafenberg and gynecology. There are other G-spots which are again associated with women and could be highly stimulating. The G-spots I am talking are the ‘Gossip spots’. These are a part of our history and culture; we have seen these spots and heard a lot about their impact.

We all would agree that these G-spots are also associated with stimulation and climax like their popular namesakes. Popularity deserves attention; however the ones who choose to ignore the impact of the not so popular ones will surely repent.

In today’s world, there are a host of social networking options available. Facebook was a revolution, Orkut is a rage, Twitter is cool.. So on. These options are quite recent; however there have many social networking options available in India since ages. These are the traditional G-spots. If you are a movie buff and have been watching movies of the black and white era will surely not have missed the community well which used to be a G-spot for ages. Times improved and wells were replaced by taps and community taps became the next generation G-spots. Today, community taps are a thing of the past. People have the luxury of water supply to their kitchen & bed room. So what are the G-spots of today?

It’s a mobile world today, everything is fast moving.. So are the latest G-spots. They are not only mobile but linked to fitness too. Early in the morning you find groups of women ‘walking the talk’.

If you are new to a locality and want to get into a social group, then the advice your neighbor would give “join us for walking”. Fitness is the mantra in this locality. Dress code is not a concern. You can walk in your saree or in an old salwar kameez. If you are a fashion freak then you can do a mix & match with your husband’s old T shirt and your bottom (remember Kareena in Jab we met).

The best recommendation for footwear is a pair of walking slippers (read that as bathroom slippers). The other day I read an article by some scientist mentioning that those expensive Nike shoes could damage your knee joints. Walking bare foot is the best but I would not recommend it. The latest Bata walking slippers (again read that as bathroom slippers) come with raised blobs for acupressure.

After all the introductions, ‘walking the talk’ or ‘talking the walk’ starts. The new member gets an education who’s who in the locality. “See that lady walking there. She recently divorced her husband. She gave birth to twins. She and her husband had problems figuring out who the dad of the second baby was”

“See the man peeing there, he is so stressed out.. poor guy has too much in his hands right now”… Everyone seemed to agree.. ahem.. ahem..

With this the new member was smoothly inducted into the G-spot.