New age Super Heroes

History has shown us that with each passing age a new super hero was born who destroyed evil and let to peace in the world. These super heroes possess "extraordinary or superhuman powers" and dedicated to protecting the public.

We have global heroes like Bat-man, Spider-man, Super-man, Wolverine etc. We also have our local heroes like Hanu-man (he is gradually becoming an international too)

One thing common among all these super heroes is the fact that they were a hybrid entity. Spider+man, Bat+ man, alien+man (superman), wolf+man (wolverine), these interspecies combination has produced superheroes with unprecedented powers. (Please note that I am refraining from speaking anything further on Hanu-man here, as I do not want to hurt the religious sentiments of our cultural policemen. So nobody can come destroy my house or office or even my blogs)

There is a constant effort across the globe to create many new super heroes. We keep hearing in movies that US is working on projects which give immense powers to individuals (for ex incredible hulk). There are many other countries which are in the same endeavor. One such country is our neighbour Pakistan.

According to a Fox News report, Pakistan (the country of the pure) is "top dog in searches for 'horse sex', since 2004, 'donkey sex' since 2007, 'child sex' between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, 'animal sex' since 2004 and 'dog sex' since 2005".
The country also tops or has topped in searches under the categories of sex, camel sex, and some other unprintables. The Pakistani embassy did not reply to a request for an interview, the report said.

We always talk of Pakistan as poverty struck country, which is dependant on the money given by US to strengthen their military capability. This is a thing of the past now. They are indigenously equipping themselves with superheroes having unprecedented powers.

Spiderman’s uncle once said, ‘with great power comes, great responsibility’. Pakistan’s sense of responsibility is only towardsKashmir.

So be prepared to hear that in the coming days, India will be attacked by these new age superheroes. Headlines will read ‘horseman does a 9/11 on Mumbai, resulting in a property loss amounting to millions.’, ‘there has been another act of destruction by Camel-man in the heart of New Delhi, killing many lakhs of innocent civilians’, ‘Donkey-man launches the biggest attack yet and destroys Bangalore’.

Please note that this is not a religious article. (I am providing the links to the original articles, so that none of you issues a fatwa against me for defaming Pakistan and thereby the religion) Any consideration of physical damage should be directed against the below organizations who initially printed these

Times of India

NDTV

Fox news