Friday, October 1, 2010

Mishine Impossible: Chronicles of Balanna




This is not an original piece. I could not stop myself from putting this in. This is Telugu industry's answer to Tom Cruise starrer Mission Impossible. Balakrishna, Son of NTR famously known as Balanna to every at "Unbelievable, Unimaginable and Unthinkable Stunt lovers Association" 

Hero Balakrishna and his brother were captured by the baddies and they tied Balakrishna onto a chair...Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair... 







Here is our hero's brother...The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach...The bomb looks more like a pack of sausage rolls..hehee.. 





Balakrishna sees some bullet shells lying on the floor....This means that the baddies had a gun...But they decided to use a time-bomb to give the 'finishing touch'...This is what i call 'Innovative Thinking'...





The shells triggered Balakrishna's brain (if any) and suddenly he has an idea...He throws himself onto the floor and starts moving towards the bullet shells...





Now, lets hv a look at the time-bomb...The timer(presumably a pager covered in plastic) is ticking...See the weird buttons on the bomb??...The red button is the On-Off button!!...Now, this is the world's first time-bomb with such a convenient on-off button....This is what i call a 'User-friendly Time-bomb'...Very easy to handle...Can b used even by infants.... 
Coming back to our hero, he is struggling to reach the shells...Look at his _expression...
Finally, he manages to reach the shells...He picks up a shell with his mouth as if it is Kappalandi (Cashew nut)...The viewers have no idea what the hell he is up to...Read on...
He concentrates with the shell between his teeth...Look at the sweat on his face...Gives an impression of how hard he is concentrating...With all his strength, he spits the bullet shell towards the bomb... 
Loo and behold!!..The shell flies like a bullet through the air....Credit goes to Balakrishna here...He has the ability to make a shell work like a bullet...He can be a good asset to the Indian army...The shell reaches the time-bomb and hits exactly the green button!!...The time-bomb gets switched off!!...Balakrishna saves himself and his brother!!...




Dont forget to see this greatest spectacle on youtube. Move over Tom cruise, Balanna is here.

1 comment:

  1. this guy should participate in CWG. we may win some gold medals in the shooting.

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