Karnataka Fashion Show

Fuelled by the success of India fashion week, BJP is gearing up to organize a fashion show. You are hearing it right. The flag bearer of Hindu Culture is organizing a fashion show. This will be a first of its kind but many many more are expected to happen in the nearest future.

“Wills and Lakme India Fashion Weeks are a huge hit. We have a lot to offer in terms of fashion and we hope to explore the same,” said BJP spokesperson Nirmala Sitharaman.

The official ambassador for the event is Arun Jaitley. The event will kick off with a ceremonial hugging and hand holding by the politicians in front of the camera. They will celebrate the spirit of Politics by showing unity with the 11 rebels who till 48 hours ago were sworn enemies of Yeddyurappa.

The fashion week will present 121 models, who will scorch the ramp. The show will have 16 designers who will showcase their lines. The show stopper for the event will be our own Yeddy, who will have his trademark victory sign when he walks the ramp.

While serving as a platform for showcase of strength from Karnataka, this event also aims to bring the political dirt closer to the target customer.

 “A change in the attitude of politicians towards fashion is emerging,” said Nirmala adding that people should stop assuming that nothing ‘rocking’ would happen here.

The fashion parade will have an advisory panel consisting of renowned players like Rajnath Singh, Sushma Swaraj, Venkaiah Naidu, Ananth Kumar and choreographed by Nitin Gadkari.

The event will be held at the Rashtrapathi Bhavan on 17^th May. The event would be judged by President Prathibha Patil, Lal Krishna Advani who would be present at the venue. The other judges who will judge the event via live telecast are Sonia Gandhi, Manmohan Singh, Chidambaram, Pranab Mukherjee & Rahul Gandhi.

Highlight of the event is a special summer collection designed by Yeddy himself. This series showcases inner wear with Governer HR adorning the posteriors of the innerwear. The idea is to fart the Governer out of the state. Special arrangements have been made by Environment minister to ensure sufficient fresh air would be made available at the venue.

Security has been tightened as “Vaanar Sena” head Pramod Muthalik is expected to create some disturbance along with his monkeys.